Pallywood: Palestinian Hollywood

It's never been a secret that I think Hollywood is just a collective of bullshitters considering how they are constantly trying to change history via movies (U571, Pearl Harbour, and soon-to-be-released Twin Towers are 3 that immediately spring to mind) Yet, PALLYWood (Hollywood for Palestinians) is doing the very same thing in southern Lebanon thanks to the mainstream media.

Bullshitters creating "news" of the evil, foul, nasty, Zionist Israelis -- yet failing to take into account some very basic requirements when actually in what is termed to be a "war zone". I would have thought that with the Israelis being one of the best armies in the world: dodging bullets would be a prime requisite. Standing in the street, 100m away from an Israeli compound makes a person to be an extremely easy target.

It is clear and obvious that the insurgents are using the media purely to get the more simple-minded people of this world to believe that Jews are bad and that violence-inducing Palestinians are the oppressed. All it truly proves is that Palestinians and others like them are liars who practice deception at every available opportunity.

It's 18 minutes long but it's worth watching to see just how we are all being duped by the mass media.

Thanks to Nick & Nora for posting details of the video on their blog.

Now THAT'S a Bike Race!

If you're one of these people who likes to blame cyclists on the road for every little problem you face while cruising mindlessly in your single-occupant car going nowhere fast in traffic: Watch THIS!

I hope it makes you spit your Starbucks all over the inside of your windscreen! >:)

"Description of Suspect"

I don't care if you hate Ann Coulter or not because I think she is great. She speaks sense and facts while all around (liberal, bleeding-heart shitheads) are trying to save the world.

If you don't agree with what A.C. says then my response to that is that you are the kind of person who believes that criminals have rights while victims of crime do not; that terrorists have rights while their victims do not; that organisations like Hezbollah and it's ilk have a right to exist while hiding behind women and children for the sole cowardly purpose of using them as shields and then crying to the media about it afterwards.



Try to deny the facts in this video regardless of who says them.

If the vid doesn't work, try this link.

Dennis Miller? Larry Miller!!

As I've been doing lately when I've been too disinterested to write my own comment, I've been including rants and emails sent to me by other people.

I was sent this one this morning and liked it so much that I thought that I would include it on the blog - but there was this *thing* in my head that said to check out the post on Snopes first. I love this site sometimes.

It seems that the piece WASN'T actually written by a bloke called 'Dennis Miller' but an edited version of this piece from The Daily Standard.
(See this piece on Snopes to read more).

The email/incorrect version is below so that it is easy to spot but I would strongly suggest you read the full article. A good read.

THIS IS VERY COOL AND UNEXPECTED FROM DENNIS MILLER,

Subject: Israel For those who don't know, Dennis Miller is a comedian from America who has a show called Dennis Miller Live on HBO. He is not Jewish. He recently said the following about the Middle East situation:

"A brief overview of the situation is always valuable, so as a service to all Americans who still don't get it, I now offer you the story of the Middle East in just a few paragraphs, which is all you really need.

Here we go: The Palestinians want their own country. There's just one thing about that: There are no Palestinians. It's a made up word. Israel was called Palestine for two thousand years. Like "Wiccan", "Palestinian" sounds ancient but is really a modern invention. Before the Israelis won the land in the 1967 war, Gaza was owned by Egypt,The West Bank was owned by Jordan, and there were no "Palestinians." As soon as the Jews took over and started growing oranges as big as basketballs, what do you know, say hello to the "Palestinians," weeping for their deep bond with their lost "land" and "nation." So for the sake of honesty, let's not use the word "Palestinian" anymore to describe these delightful folks, who dance for joy at our deaths, until someone points out they're being taped.

Instead, let's call them what they are: "Other Arabs Who Can't Accomplish Anything In Life And Would Rather Wrap Themselves In The Seductive Melodrama Of Eternal Struggle And Death."

I know that's a bit unwieldy to expect to see on CNN. How about this, then: "Adjacent Jew-Haters." Okay, so the Adjacent Jew-Haters want their own country. Oops, just one more thing. No, they don't. They could've had their own country any time in the last thirty years, especially two years ago at Camp David but if you have your own country, you have to have traffic lights and garbage trucks and Chambers of Commerce, and worse, you actually have to figure out some way to make a living. That's no fun. No, they want what all the other Jew-Haters in the region want: Israel. They also want a big pile of dead Jews, of course -- that's where the real fun is -- but mostly they want Israel. Why? For one thing, trying to destroy Israel - or "The Zionist Entity" as their textbooks call it -- for the last fifty years has allowed the rulers of Arab countries to divert the attention of their own people away from the fact that they're the blue-ribbon most illiterate, poorest, and tribally backward on God's Earth, and if you've ever been around God's Earth ... you know that's really saying something.

It makes me roll my eyes every time one of our pundits waxes poetic about the great history and culture of the Muslim Middle-East. Unless I'm missing something, the Arabs haven't given anything to the world since Algebra, and, by the way, thanks a hell of a lot for that one.

Chew this around & spit it out: 500 million Arabs; 5 million Jews. Think of all the Arab countries as a football field, and Israel as a pack of matches sitting in the middle of it. And now these same folks swear that, if Israel gives them half of that pack of matches, everyone will be pals.
Really? Wow, what neat news. Hey, but what about the string of wars to obliterate the tiny country and the constant din of rabid blood oaths to drive every Jew into the sea? Oh, that? We were just kidding.

My friend Kevin Rooney made a gorgeous point the other day: Just reverse the Numbers. Imagine 500 million Jews and 5 million Arabs. I was stunned at the simple brilliance of it. Can anyone picture the Jews strapping belts of razor blades and dynamite to themselves? Of course not.
Or marshalling every fibre and force at their disposal for generations to drive a tiny Arab State into the sea? Nonsense.
Or dancing for joy at the murder of innocents? Impossible.
Or spreading and believing horrible lies about the Arabs baking their bread with the blood of children? Disgusting.

No, as you know, left to themselves in a world of peace, the worst Jews would ever do to people is debate them to death. Mr. Bush, God bless him, is walking a tightrope. I understand that, with vital operations in Iraq and others, it's in our interest, as Americans, to try to stabilize our Arab allies as much as possible, and, after all, that can't be much harder than stabilizing a roomful of super models who've just had their drugs taken away. However, in any big-picture strategy, there's always a danger of losing moral weight. We've already lost some.

After September 11th, our president told us and the world he was going to root out all terrorists and the countries that supported them. Beautiful. Then the Israelis, after months and months of having the equivalent of an Oklahoma City every week (and then every day), start to do the same thing we did, and we tell them to show restraint. If America were being attacked with an Oklahoma City every day, we would all very shortly be screaming for the administration to just be done with it and kill everything south of the Mediterranean and east of the Jordan.

Please feel free to pass this along to your friends Walk in peace! Be Happy! Have a wonderful life

Teachers SHOULD hit back!!

There's this charming bit of news from the cultural centre of Thuggery and Buggary here in Australia: New South Wales.

TEACHERS have been karate-kicked, punched, headbutted, sprayed with acid and attacked with weapons in a disturbing range of assaults by violent students in New South Wales public schools.

It seems that the old trend of disallowing a teacher to defend themselves still stands in the classroom. I personally know of a bloke who grew up on the streets of Sydney and became a teacher to give something back to the community. The teacher was suspended for knocking unconscious the high-school student who stuck a knife under his chin for telling the student to stop vandalising the desk.

I say he did the right thing - and that maybe a few kicks in the ribs while the kid was on the floor wouldn't have gone astray either (preferably while conscious though so that he has something to remember the beating-he-so-greatly-deserved by).

It seems that the education system in this country follows the legal system quite well. Run away from those who incite violence and terror and wait to get stabbed or beaten up whereupon something will be done *after* the fact - even though the attackee really didn't deserve the pain in the first place.

HELL NO!!!

The crackdown on anti-teacher violence follows a 16-year-old student from Randwick Boys High School in Sydney's east appearing in Bidura Children's Court for allegedly choking a female teacher on June 19.

As for this cretin that has been raised to be such an oh-so-valuable member of society - I know a few women that would pummell his gutless head into the middle of next week just for choosing a soft target rather than someone who could better defend themselves.

Bring back corporal punishment into schools.
It is clear that schoolkids who know no respect - whether it be through fear or actual respect - will just grow into adults with no respect for anyone or anything.

Sign me up, STUPID

Hallelujah! I am saved!

It seems that German Scientists (or rather, just one) are coming to my rescue yet again as they have invented an 'Anti-stupidity' pill.

"...And not a moment too soon!" comes the cry from people who know me or read the crap that I write.

I just want to know if my Health Care Card will cover the cost of it so that I can be less stupid when it comes to going to an interview for a job....

Here's the article in full:

A GERMAN scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported today.
It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilise short-term memory and improve attentiveness.

"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill".

Pavlov's Daughter

Let's see if I can elicit a response like he got from his dog?

If a good hubby is a rare species: maybe I should advertise my skills?

- interior decorating of the house isn't courtesy of XXXX and beer mats.
- I know how to clean a toilet (and do)
- I know how to change a toilet roll (and do)
- I know how to hang towels up (always)
- I know how to sweep and mop floors
- The bedroom floor isn't a wardrobe
- The kitchen floor isn't a wardrobe
- No nude calendars in the house (bikini one in the workshop though - where it belongs!)
- I can fix things
- I can build things
- I can remove creepy crawlies from the house without squealing like a metrosexual or killing them
- I bathe EVERY day
- The washing-up is done more often than once a month or when I run out of dishes
- Same goes for 'washing' and 'jocks'
- Watching sports on TV is a waste of time (unless it's the Tour de France)
- I like to eat good food and go out to restaurants
- I like to go to the gym and exercise often
- I like to dance

Oh shit.... reading through this, I've just realised that I'm almost gay. Great - just fuckin' great....

Oh wait... I *like* to dance but can't do it very well. *PHEW* - that was close :)

City girls go country in search of Mr Right

Hmmm... seems to me that Sydney women are possibly suffering from what I call 'Sydney Disease' - that is, that the state of New South Wales ends at the limits of greater Sydney (you know - the 'gong in the south; Liverpool to the west; Gosford to the north).

Here is a story about City Girls getting sick of the heterosexual-bloke-pretending-to-be-caring-so-that-they-can-get-into-your-pants thing - better known as 'metrosexual'.

About friggin' time.

Of course, the woman in the article seems to think that the only course her life must take is 'settling down' and 'having kids'. If nothing else, she is a product of the standard of education in this country. There is far more to life than just squirting out kids, lady!

Then again, looking at this bird, a bloke could do far worse and may actually take that option. I must admit that I held a baby during the week (2nd one since niece was born something like 24 years ago (I forget how old she is...)). No crying - no spewing - big smiles - I guess they are the moments that sell parenthood to idiots like me who will try just about anything to land a good woman.

The unfortunate thing is that I live in the city as well and even though I live alone in my own home and have a car and can manage my money, the City Girls often aren't worth finding as they are just as selfish and immature as the blokes.
Maybe I can find a job in a country town where the people are genuine and I can leave the stupidity of the city to the people who deserve it.

I wish the girl (Katey Barrett) the best of luck though - she'll need it.

0 for ... double figures (TMI files)

Here is another one of my TMI files where I slag off at the female population for thinking me not good enough - or is it?

After registering on a dating site on the internet (yes, I had to have a go so that I could say that I did make an attempt to meet someone) and contacting somewhere around 50 individuals (kept records), I have finally found a single female on this site that is capable of telling the truth - or at least expressing an opinion.

I've met many before this day who are able to do this and if I say something dumb then they tell me - that is what I like: honesty. Unfortunately, most are seemingly incapable of doing this. They *say* they do, but we all know that actions speak louder than words.

Of course, said female still isn't interested in me but that doesn't matter because at least she had the intestinal fortitude to say so and to give a hint as to how I could make things better for myself. That, dear Ladies, is what you call a genuine person!

Dammit... I just remembered that there was another on this site that spoke the truth as well. OK - make that 2. Two out of fifty? Not great odds, is it? Does it mean anything when the blatantly obvious Russian Bride Scam artists don't even write back? :)

In any case, I have taken pause and are now considering my next move based on the information I have been given - which, surprisingly, is the same as that given me by the first one who gave me feedback: "You are too full on."

When I work out what this means, I'll try to do something with it.

I thought that a bloke being "full on" with a new bird is the one who is professing love and devotion and talking about the names of the kids and what colour the bathroom will be painted after you've been talking for maybe 5 minutes. I really fail to see how I could frighten someone when all I do is speak freely and don't bullshit - maybe it's the quantity that I write?

Oh well - who cares. I tell myself that a woman who is put off by a bloke who does more than sits around scratching his nuts and grunting probably won't hang around for long anyway. Just remember this the next time you're trying to impress your friends about what kind of bloke you think you deserve - if you mention "can string together a coherent sentence" - you're lying! (No? Prove me wrong! Win-Win for me, I say >:)

The upside of all of this is that I have gone back to dance classes (Salsa, Merengue, Cha Cha) and am enjoying it immensely. What's even better is that there are about 10 women there to maybe 3 blokes :) All different ages and sizes and such but I don't care as all are friendly and it's great to see a smile when I get something right.
Apparently, I've also been asked to bring along some "cute guys" so that there are more blokes there for the women to dance with. HELL, NO! If I knew where the cute guys hung out, I'd be selling their locations to the gay blokes so that I can make some cash on the side. Also, the standards of the women are lower when there isn't much choice there in partners - better for me :)

I think I just answered the "full on" question as well.... :/