Definitions extended: Rent-a-....

With regards to the latest protests over the speech* to scholars by Pope Benedict XVI where he made an indirect quote from history, I have decided to create a new** definition that I think should be included in the various dictionaries of the world.

Rent-a-Jihad [pron: rend - ar - ji-hahd, also pron: buhnch - ov - prim-i-tiv - fuhk-wits]

1.
Similar in nature to Rent-a-crowd [pron: buhnch - ov - uhn-wosht - moonbats] but consists entirely of Muslims feigning insult at the most miniscule and remote reference to Islam in a factual sense.

2.
A Rent-a-Jihad can form in nano-seconds with matches ready at hand and an assortment of flags of countries from around the world that have been sprayed with petrol and ready to burn.

3.
While a Rent-a-Jihad can form very quickly, it can take many days for one to dissipate and not before immature screams of "persecution!", "religious intolerance", "kill all non-believers!" and "man, that is one sexy camel! I wish that my uncle Achmed the Tent Merchant was here" are heard at great volume and at regular intervals.

4.
A typical Rent-a-Jihad-ist will be male and will barely have the intellectual capacity to work out that he can get water to his mouth if he cups his hands. After that, it appears that to be a genetic flaw that a member is utterly incapable of inventing anything that benefits mankind in any way. Most appear to be even more unemployable than the average wharfie from any port in Australia (in a *real* job, that is - you know - where people actually work).

5.
Older Rent-a-Jihad-ists are indentified by their wearing of dresses so that they can look just like their mama ("the wretched whore!") while the younger ones have a uniform consisting of parachute material tracksuits that were shite when they first appeared in the 80's before dying a well-earned fashion death.

source: Jai's Dictionary of Phrases That Need to be Adopted by the Media

[Note: Astute readers will note that the photos attached to this post were indeed taken during the protests that occurred after some Danish cartoonists drew some caricatures and stick figures of the world's best known historical paedophile (peace be upon him (or is that "piss be upon him"? )). The pictures can be used because they never change - it's the same scene every time.]

* Check out the following links on The Thin Man Returns for better coverage than I can provide)

-- Within Reason
-- Pope Apologises; Religion Of Peace Goes About Business As Usual
-- Quod Erat Demonstrandum, Baby
-- So Sad, Too Bad

** It may be new or it may not but I'll claim it as mine nonetheless :)