Skylarker plunges to death from 24th floor
By Paul Weston
September 09, 2007 12:00am
Article from: The Sunday Mail (Qld)
TYSON Leader was a daredevil "clown" who loved to entertain his family and friends with his crazy stunts.
Sounds more like Tyson was just a stupid cunt.
But the Sunshine Coast teenager's luck ran out on Friday night when he fell from a Gold Coast highrise after hanging by one hand from a balcony on the 24th floor.
YAY!!!
The 18-year-old carpenter from Buderim had been at several Surfers Paradise nightclubs to celebrate a friend's 18th birthday before the group returned to their luxury holiday unit at the Aegean Apartments in Laycock St, Surfers Paradise.
Who cares what he was doing there - he's dead and the world is a better place for it.
His best mate Jimmy Atkins, 18, from Coolum, yesterday recalled how the birthday celebrations swiftly switched to a tragedy which has shattered the close group of friends.
Boo hoo.... I'm so sad... this has really broken me up as we*... he look - a seagull! Cool! :)
"It was one of our mate's 18th. We went out to a few clubs and came back. He was good old Tyson – the loosest of us, and he just went over the rail," Mr Atkins said.
He was pushed over the rail?
He tripped and fell and tried to catch himself?
It was an unfortunate series of circumstances that led to the death of a truly philosophical and wise human being who will forever be remembered as having a dramatic effect on the lives of those around him?
Whaddya mean "he climbed over the rail and fell?" So he really was *just* a stupid cunt.
"Tyson was like a cat. He had lives. He's cheated death plenty of times.
Maybe a retarded cat with 3 legs and no sense of direction....
"He doesn't think about what he does. I saw him – I was standing on the balcony and if I was a foot closer, I could have grabbed his arm."
That right: He didn't think - ever - and now he's dead. The world is a better place for it that he went and didn't take an innocent person with him.
Mr Atkins recalled how he had watched Mr Leader swing himself over the railing, holding on with two hands in a crouching position, then just one hand before he slipped and fell.
Did he say: "HEY STUPID! Get back in here! Don't you give a shit about your family and friends and everyone who cares about you? Jesus, that was dumb!"
I think he may actually have said: "HAHAHAHA! That looks cool! You're crazy, dude! Hey...? Where'd he go?"
Anyone who thinks this MORON was a top bloke almost deserves to grab him and try to save him - and then get dragged over the edge as well. The only truly sad thing about the whole incident is that he didn't land on one of those taxis driven by the usual shit-for-brains cabbie who stops anywhere and doesn't give a rats arse about how much traffic they hold up.
Another friend, Christie Marrett, said they were all in shock.
I could have told her to not look over the edge to see the splat....
"Tyson was the clown of the group. He was always doing crazy stunts," Ms Marrett said. "He was doing what he always does. It just went wrong this time."
He was definitely a clown.
Dying is what he did best? Great - just great! At least the retarded-cat-like-daredevil, STUPID CUNT could have made some money while he was alive by showing a few more Muslims how to do it.
Mr Leader's mother, Jan, agreed, saying her son had escaped a serious car accident in September last year and as a youngster had to be revived after almost drowning following a jump at a waterfall.
"Tyson is a daredevil," Ms Leader said.
Did he cause the car accident due to his "not thinking" and "daredevil" attitude? Who was at fault? Hmmm?
"He had nine lives. He lived life to the fullest.
Looks like lives 4-through-9 went in one hit. Anyone know if he bounced off a few balconies on the way down? I bet the coroner had a bloody tough time looking for brain matter even though his head probably didn't split open until it hit the ground.
"His life was just starting for him. He had just got a car. He'd just got a great job and he had a gorgeous girlfriend. Everything was starting to go right."
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Let me guess... I bet he bought a 6-cylinder Commodore; lowered it to the ground; put a fart can exhaust on it; and drove like he owned the road? Why do I make this generalisation? Hmmm... I only have observational evidence to confirm behaviour like this from MORONS like him.
At least now his "gorgeous girlfriend" might find someone with some smarts about him. Oh wait - young Australian female... she'll just go out and find another idiot like him. It seems that there are plenty to choose from.
1 comment:
Brilliant! Post of the century! :)
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