Redneck Español: Achmed the Dead Terrorist & Friends

Redneck Español

Every once in a while (daily), I tend to get on my soapbox about something. Everyone else has now declared that they aren't listening, so this is my new avenue for venting my spleen! :) Remember: The Greatest Crime is not to teach children to think the same, but to reject those who think differently!

About Me

Name: Jai Normosone

Location: Eulo, Queensland, Australia

I'm a CHOP: A Chauvinistic Heterosexual Opinionated Prick, and I'll tell it like it is.

I take pride in giving stick to Hacks (aka: majority of the Australian journalistic community) and people with double standards.

I appreciate good humour and someone who can understand me when I take a 90-degree turn ("Right turn, Clyde!") in the middle of a conversation.

I've no tolerance for bleeding-heart dickheads who want me to hand over my country to every self-important minority group. Multiculturalism will be the death of the ocker Aussie male who will have a go at anything despite the odds.

I'm a real Aussie. I'll have a go at anything and consider myself a Jack Of All Trades but a master of none.

Friday, February 01, 2008

Achmed the Dead Terrorist & Friends

This has to be the funniest thing I have read in ages (OK - I can't count the ROTFLMAO user comments associated with Amazon selling a Badonkadonk - some of them are great :)

Anyway - the report here in question is a real life version of Achmed the Dead Terrorist on YouTube. I could embed the videos here but my internet connection is cracking up and I just couldn't be bothered. You can also search on "Jingle Bombs" for a funny version of the Christmas Carol.

Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...

Article from: Agence France-Presse
From correspondents in Khost, Afghanistan

January 24, 2008 11:39am

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.

Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.

The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.

"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said.
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How would you be? "I am ready to die for Allah and to kill the infidels! I have my bomb... I've said goodbye to my family... I've said my prayers... I've put my sandles on the wrong feet... Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! WHO THOSE FUCKING STEPS THERE??? *thwup* - budda-budda-budda-budda-budda-***BOOM***!!!!!"
Should be more of it just for the comedic value :)

1 Comments:

Caz said...: Definitely funnier than the guy who tripped over and landed on his million dollar (plus) violin, smashing it to pieces.

Yep, this is definitely better value.; 4:44 PM