Anyway - the report here in question is a real life version of Achmed the Dead Terrorist on YouTube. I could embed the videos here but my internet connection is cracking up and I just couldn't be bothered. You can also search on "Jingle Bombs" for a funny version of the Christmas Carol.
Suicide bomber falls down stairs ...
Article from: Agence France-Presse
From correspondents in Khost, Afghanistan
January 24, 2008 11:39am
A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.
It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah.
Yesterday's blast was in a busy market area of the eastern town of Khost, a deputy provincial police chief said.
The would-be attacker tripped as he was leaving a building apparently to target an opening ceremony for a mosque that was expected to be attended by Afghan and international military officials, said Sakhi Mir.
"Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,'' Mir said.
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How would you be? "I am ready to die for Allah and to kill the infidels! I have my bomb... I've said goodbye to my family... I've said my prayers... I've put my sandles on the wrong feet... Whoa! Whoa! WHOA! WHO THOSE FUCKING STEPS THERE??? *thwup* - budda-budda-budda-budda-budda-***BOOM***!!!!!"
Should be more of it just for the comedic value :)
1 comment:
Definitely funnier than the guy who tripped over and landed on his million dollar (plus) violin, smashing it to pieces.
Yep, this is definitely better value.
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