Friday, August 12, 2005

Cancer sucks

What is causing the massive increase in cancer these days?

I was reading a lot a few years ago about how leaded fuel was phased out because it was dangerous and made people sick - Yeah, sure, if you got down on the road and started licking it!
With the airborne carcinogens produced by unleaded fuel, anyone and everyone that takes a breath of air where a car has been will be breathing in their own little bit of cancer. Why? Because the FUCKING MELONS wanted it.

def:
Melon:
1. Wannabe Greenie.
2. Green on the outside; yellow on the inside; gives you the shits.
3. Airhead who thinks that talk solves all the problems in the world and most often picks fights with those that usually don't fight back. Usually a scruffy, unshaven, left-wing cocksucker who proclaims loudly that criminals have rights and that we should all change the way we live and become socialists who live on handouts from the government like they do.
4. Some sort of fruit that doesn't grow on trees but has a lot of people thinking that they hatched from a dog turd.

*oops... got distracted....

Just thinking about the cancer thing....
My family buried my eldest brother mid last year from it. They buried my grandad (mum's side) from it about 33 years ago. It's been discovered on my father's side of the family now.
... and it looks like it will claim my mum long before the end of the year.

1 comment:

Nilk said...

Probably no consolation, but I was always told that cancer was so common because these days the things that used to kill us don't. Makes sense to me.

Bloody modern medicine with it's vaccines and preventative measures!