I was just perusing this (extract) about an Aussie woman in the US....
AN Australian woman charged with assault after trying to shush an American movie goer who was on a mobile phone has been fined $176.
Pauline Clayton was in Texas on holidays when she decided to catch Australian actor Heath Ledger's movie Brokeback Mountain last week.
Halfway through the picture, a woman film patron took a mobile phone call, and began talking.
Annoyed by the disruption, Ms Clayton, a former Sunshine Coast councillor, put her finger to her mouth, signalling to the woman to shush, then touched her on the shoulder twice.
The other woman then stood up and started shouting expletives at Ms Clayton before storming out of the cinema.
Police arrived and escorted Ms Clayton out of the theatre.
The maligned woman told officers Ms Clayton had been "invading her private space" and accused the Australian of assault.
Police subsequently arrested Ms Clayton and charged her with assault.
Ms Clayton was fined $176, the Seven Network reported today.
Considering that I've been known to walk up to 2, 3, and 4 blokes in a movie theatre and told them to shut up (as well as children who've been allowed to roam free) - I hate to think what the result would have been had I been the Aussie.
I think a mobile phone doing a pegged arc across a theatre and smashing into a wall would be extremely funny - almost to the point that I'd be happy to pay the fine :)