Ineptitude +

Seems to me that being a single white male that isn't in politics is definitely a disadvantage in this country.

Be a drug addict and steal a car and run over someone: 2 years + treatment and caring for your problem.

Be an Australian-society hating sheet-head and pack rape some girls simply because they are Australian and some half-witted deadshit flies to your defence because you practice the 'religion of peace'.

Be a corrupt and inept judge who bullies your staff and gets caught out doing it: get paid half a million dollars and get a cushy job to keep you quiet.

Be an ex- police-prosecutor and run over a cyclist while driving drunk and then run away and hide: get a fine and suspended sentence.

Be a minister in the Beattie government and run the health system into the ground while claiming to be a "health care professional" - payout and cushy job elsewhere.

Be a minister in the Beattie government and see to it that 1,500 people are ripped off on their life memberships to a non-football related venue: get a cushy job in Los Angeles with an extensive meal budget ($80,000 was it last year?) and a $250,000 pay packet.

Be a minister in the Beattie government and arrange for one of your loyal underlings to take the heat for you so that you don't get a grilling from the slopposition, then turn on the underling and see to it that she loses her job and cause much mental anguish to her simply because she supported you. Only do the right thing when the truth emerges.

Be the leader of the slopposition and knowingly break the law by announcing to the public that a candidate in a state election has a domestic violence order against them (even though it was known far and wide to be bogus), and then arrange for some 'other' charges to be laid against the complainant when it comes time for a formal complaint to be made against said leader. Leader of the Slopposition *could* be happy in the knowledge that the complainant has since died but not so happy to know that a monkey with brain damage could do his job more effectively.

Be a normal bloke in the street with a nice car and not drive fast or endanger the public; serve the community in various ways; etc etc - get slugged with excessive fines every time a minor breach of any pathetic little by-law occurs because "the people must be kept in line".

Seems to me that 200 years ago, criminals were loaded onto boats in England and sent out here. Present day: the criminals are still here except they're now running the country like an inept form for the mafia (at least the mafia will take care of people who side with them!)