UNDERCOVER council rangers are fining smokers who drop cigarette butts in Sydney's CBD.
The "Butt Force" of 30 plain clothed City of Sydney rangers issued 45 $60 fines during its first week of patrols last week.
A steeper $200 fine applies for people who throw lit cigarettes on the ground.
Look - I don't give a shit if people want to smoke. Your lungs - do what you want. What I do have a problem with is the brainless, inconsiderate DICKHEADS who think it's OK to hurl a cigarette butt anywhere they want.
First point - we're in the middle of a drought, you wankers - the water to put out the fires you start often comes from dams which house our ever-dwindling supply of drinking water!
Second point - YOU'RE A BLUDGER! If you have ever had to do a shitty job for an even shittier pay, one of those jobs may have been cleaning out gutters and garden beds of filthy, disgusting cigarette butts that some self-important spastic has deemed to dump there.
Just keep flicking your rubbish on the ground - I'm sure you won't mind when I dump a binload of rubbish (stolen from McDonalds or somewhere similar) in through your car window.
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