It seems that German Scientists (or rather, just one) are coming to my rescue yet again as they have invented an 'Anti-stupidity' pill.
"...And not a moment too soon!" comes the cry from people who know me or read the crap that I write.
I just want to know if my Health Care Card will cover the cost of it so that I can be less stupid when it comes to going to an interview for a job....
Here's the article in full:
A GERMAN scientist has been testing an "anti-stupidity" pill with encouraging results on mice and fruit flies, Bild newspaper reported today.
It said Hans-Hilger Ropers, director at Max-Planck-Institute for Molecular Genetics in Berlin, has tested a pill thwarting hyperactivity in certain brain nerve cells, helping stabilise short-term memory and improve attentiveness.
"With mice and fruit flies we were able to eliminate the loss of short-term memory," Ropers, 62, is quoted saying in the German newspaper, which has dubbed it the "world's first anti-stupidity pill".
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